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Bobby S. Dean, III
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My Bio
Current Residence: Round Rock, Tejas
Favourite genre of music: Rock, Classical, Classic Rock, Folk
Operating System: WinXP Pro SP2
Skin of choice: Soft skin.
Favourite cartoon character: Glenn Quagmire
Personal Quote: "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." -Emo Philip

Favourite Movies
Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back
Favourite Writers
Syne Mitchell, Robert Heinlein, Stephen Baxter
Favourite Gaming Platform
PC
Tools of the Trade
Slate and chisel
Other Interests
Science Fiction, web authoring
Jack Daniels' whiskey and Thunderbird ripple Big ass explosions that leave people crippled Ten naked midgets with gold nipple rings These are a few of my favorite things. Sarcastic words that leave people aflutter Intentional word play, my mind in the gutter Big bouncing breasts inside silk shoulder slings These are a few of my favorite things. Dirty donkey shows all in Tijuana A fat cigarette made from marijuana An on-the-house trick from a whore named Ling-Ling These are a few of my favorite things. When there's re-runs When there's no beer When I'm feeling sad I simply remember my favorite things And then I don't feel...so
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Two Christmas comics A strip club replaces the stripper pole with a candy cane for the holidays, since stripper poles are notorious for getting nappy because of the strippers.The main characters are getting ready to leave when an old janitor is cleaning up the stage. The janitor says "Well, this is the last night for the candy cane pole. After the girls touch it, it keeps dissolving all over them and they're leaving minty fresh snail trails when they crawl across the stage to grovel for money" Then the janitor says "Still, in the spirit of the holidays I hope the ladies enjoy what I got them for Christmas" Then one of the main characters s
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This conversation at work was captured using MSN Messenger. Bobby Dean says: But yeah... I'm excited. We now have two comics up! Bobby Dean says: I'm pimping it out to folk online. Bobby Dean says: Well, I do the pimping at home... on websites. Bobby Dean says: But I usually wear a crushed velvet suit and a hat with an ostrich feather sticking out the back. Bobby Dean says: Oh yeah... and I usually have a cane Nichole McFadden says: that is a frightening mental image Bobby Dean says: Me in a pimp suit? Bobby Dean says: But it's comfy Nichole McFadden says: just the pimp suit in general Bobby Dean says: Oh. Well... a player
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Excellent gallery! Love ur style!!
hey thanks for the watch man
Thanks for the :+fav: and the :+devwatch: I will see about getting that print of Dark Love up for ya. What size did you want?
HEY YOU! Thanks for the fave. I didn't eve know you were ON DA.
You may be the one who captured the crucial screen shot, but I'm the one doing photo shoots with perky models! :nod:

:shamrock:
And I am very envious. How can I get a photo shoot with your perky model?
You can't. I have an exclussive contract! :evillaugh:

But I'm lining up a couple more. One of them might be willing... :shamrock: