Big ass explosions that leave people crippled
Ten naked midgets with gold nipple rings
These are a few of my favorite things.
Sarcastic words that leave people aflutter
Intentional word play, my mind in the gutter
Big bouncing breasts inside silk shoulder slings
These are a few of my favorite things.
Dirty donkey shows all in Tijuana
A fat cigarette made from marijuana
An on-the-house trick from a whore named Ling-Ling
These are a few of my favorite things.
When there's re-runs
When there's no beer
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel...so bad




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"It is the person creating the image who decides the journey that the viewer's eye will take" - Vincent Versace Welcome to Oz
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Bitchy Fanboy: "The Doctor's asexual!"
Me: "Your MOM'S asexual!!"
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"Ego iracundus sum, et tu libidinosus: vide, quam non conveniat his moribus."
Petronius - Satyricon
But I'm lining up a couple more. One of them might be willing...
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"Ego iracundus sum, et tu libidinosus: vide, quam non conveniat his moribus."
Petronius - Satyricon
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"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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