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These are a few of my favorite things

Mon Jan 12, 2009, 5:58 PM
Jack Daniels' whiskey and Thunderbird ripple
Big ass explosions that leave people crippled
Ten naked midgets with gold nipple rings
These are a few of my favorite things.

Sarcastic words that leave people aflutter
Intentional word play, my mind in the gutter
Big bouncing breasts inside silk shoulder slings
These are a few of my favorite things.

Dirty donkey shows all in Tijuana
A fat cigarette made from marijuana
An on-the-house trick from a whore named Ling-Ling
These are a few of my favorite things.

When there's re-runs
When there's no beer
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel...so bad

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  • Current Residence: Round Rock, Tejas
  • Interests: Science Fiction, web authoring
  • Favourite movie: Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock, Classical, Classic Rock, Folk
  • Favourite poet or writer: Syne Mitchell, Robert Heinlein, Stephen Baxter
  • Operating System: WinXP Pro SP2
  • Skin of choice: Soft skin.
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Glenn Quagmire
  • Personal Quote: "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." -Emo Philip
  • Tools of the Trade: Slate and chisel

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:iconhugo-gallery:
Excellent gallery! Love ur style!!

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:iconchosenofendings:
hey thanks for the watch man
:iconsurrealeye:
Thanks for the :+fav: and the :+devwatch: I will see about getting that print of Dark Love up for ya. What size did you want?

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:iconsuperherogirlcat:
HEY YOU! Thanks for the fave. I didn't eve know you were ON DA.

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:iconwa11a6y:
You may be the one who captured the crucial screen shot, but I'm the one doing photo shoots with perky models! :nod:

:shamrock:

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:iconb0bj0b:
And I am very envious. How can I get a photo shoot with your perky model?
:iconwa11a6y:
You can't. I have an exclussive contract! :evillaugh:

But I'm lining up a couple more. One of them might be willing... :shamrock:

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"Ego iracundus sum, et tu libidinosus: vide, quam non conveniat his moribus."
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:iconb0bj0b:
I'll definately keep that in mind.
:iconkalei-chan:
This doesn't happen to be Bobjob as in Lumberjack Bob does it? In any case thanks for the watch XD

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:icondantooine:
Thanks for the Watch guy!

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